Smokers
I am not a smoker. In spite of this fact, I do prefer to sit in the smoking section at Denny's. It is not that I like the smoke. In fact I hate it. It makes my meal taste bad and it nauseates me. Not to mention how it makes my clothes smell. Make no mistake, I hate cigarette smoke. But nonsmokers are far worse. Smug, smiley, clean, shiny, happy jag offs one and all. Give me smelly jeans and a bad taste with my Reuben and keep your bouncy, salad munching, well douched housewives. (cough)
